Motherhood be like…

Some days it’s either shower, eat or nap. You may only choose one. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Do not put that in your mouth! Not you, the baby.

Anyway, you’ll probably ask yourself some follow-up questions like, am I leaving the house today? Do I have to? Like really, can it wait until tomorrow? When was the last time I ate? How many cups of coffee are too many? Silly question, the answer is no. My answer doesn’t make sense…..I’ll have tea this time just in case because I read something somewhere in my mom group on Facebook. Don’t put that in your mouth! Oh, I suppose you’re hungry. Okay. I’ll make you something to eat and then put you down for a nap.

Okay…what was I saying? Right…shower. Okay I’ll shower while baby naps.

*hears baby wake up immediately after shower*

Crap, that was not a nap!

*rest of day is a blurrrr*

Some days its waking up before baby feeling completely rested ready to win the day! Morning routine is on poiiiint. I don’t need a nap cause I slept awwwwesome. I showered yesterday so I’m good. And I just finished breakfast, so here I am with all of this free time updating my blog. I’m basically super woman and it’s only 11 am. I have life figured out. I should buy a lottery ticket. I’m totally going to fold and put away the laundry today. I rock. While I’m at it, I’m going to plan our family photos. I should do that. It’s on my list of things to do. Crap..what else is on my to do list? Wait…what day is today? Man thinking about my to do list makes me tired. Maybe I should take a nap.

*lays down*


*closes eyes*


*baby wakes up*


*washing machine goes off*


Wherever you are on your journey in motherhood, you are the best mom ever. Even if you feel cranky today or tired or on top of your game. You got this. I raise my coffee mug (secretly wishing it was wine) to you and all the mamas and mama’s mamas

Ain’t no hood like motherhood.


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